#38: Hospital Floors Are Nasty

If you have a tendency to get a little anxious like me, then any time you spend in the hospital will be filled with multiple squeezes of copious amounts of alco-gel every five minutes to combat the millions of germs you are exposed to. Though I’ve never thought about what’s happening on the floor… And I’d like to keep it that way.

Now I’m going to have to start washing my shoes too. In fact, I may as well just start stockpiling lots of disposable hazmat suits in my wardrobe so I can be fully equipped and protected when I step foot into those infected infirmaries. And as for the kids, I’m never taking them in – I don’t care how sick they are.