#36: You’re Being Judged…

Wow, when I started reading this one, I thought that there was going to be a much bigger payoff. We all know that this especially heinous breed of husbands, boyfriends, and partners exists, and we all know that they deserve a bit of punishment for their inappropriate birth behavior.

That’s why I was shocked when I found out that the consequences for such blatant spousal insufficiency is nothing more than “getting judged by the whole unit”. I was hoping for a public shaming or, at the very least, being rewarded by the medical staff with a slightly spit-laced cup of coffee.