#16: “Personal Problem”
Umm, obviously… Personal is pretty much assumed in our culture to mean anything to do with those particular bodily regions. I mean, we call our genitalia private parts, and personal equals private, so dah. What we aren’t being told is just how this triage nurse reacts when being told something is personal.

Do they just say, “Ok, yep, well, we’ll refer you straight on to the personal doctor who received their specialist training in personal issues?” More likely they probably go straight behind the desk and start guessing the problem with the other nurses. Or maybe they have a betting system for this too!