Killing Time
Life in prison is not so bad for everyone who is there. In fact, while the prisoners have little to no freedom at all, the prison guards seem to be allowed to do whatever they want. This stark discrepancy was not lost on the inmate from this story.

While all the inmates watch the time pass slowly, the guards can do what most of us would want to do while killing time. In this case, the guards got to enjoy watching videos online all day. The inmate from our story feels this would be the perfect job, provided you have no concern for those who are locked up.