#9: The Judge Has Spoken

It’s always nice when you’re a lawyer, and the judge waits until the room has cleared of other cases before telling you that you’re awful at your job. That was pretty nice of the judge. I wonder how often judges think the lawyers in front of them are a few bolts short of a yard.

I bet the person who wrote this felt wholly vindicated in their immense dislike of the opposing counsel. Maybe this was the wake-up call that the lawyer needed to understand it was time to find a new calling in life before he got sued by one of his clients for ineptitude.