#4: That’s Hardcore

Why this, ahem, gentleman thought it was a good idea to tattoo the names of the officers he attempted to kill BEFORE showing up in court to face the judge and jury is something that would baffle even the most hardened criminal. Prison tats are for AFTER you go to prison, buddy!

Honestly, the tattoo doesn’t even make sense. He failed (thankfully), so now he has the names of the cops that thwarted his crimes tattooed on his body. That alone will keep him in jail for a very long time. He won’t see the outside again, which is probably a good thing.