#16: They Won’t Let Me In? Sue ‘Em!

Of course, the answer to being denied entry into a country because you’re a felon is to sue them. Come on, man. Maybe you should have thought about that before committing the felony. Canada owes you nothing and doesn’t want felons entering their country. It’s up to them, not you!

I wonder what the grounds for suing them would have been—denying entry? Discrimination? Can you even sue a foreign country for that? I have no idea, but I’m guessing you can’t, especially if you’ve never set foot on their soil. They aren’t the only country that doesn’t allow felons, either.