Licking Toads

I’m not sure what’s going on in Kentucky. I know we all have our strange hobbies, but licking toads? I’ve heard of people kissing frogs to find their prince charming, but toad-licking seems slightly extreme. Lick your stamps instead of toads – it’s just good etiquette and a decent way to live.

I wonder if they hold the same rules for people who kiss their pets. I think you should be arrested if you ever put your lips on another animal that’s not a human. It’s so disgusting, and you have no idea what the last thing they kissed was. It may have been poop!