Drunk As a Fish
I can already imagine a group of college kids with a beer bong trying to get a fish drunk – talk about a fish out of the water! But in all seriousness, it’s important to remember that animals deserve respect and shouldn’t be subjected to harmful or abusive behavior, even if it’s for a “good laugh.”

So, if you’re an Ohioan and you’re thinking about throwing a fish into a keg party, think again. And if you’re a fish, well, you can sleep soundly knowing that the state has your back. Let’s all do our part to protect our animal friends, and let the fish enjoy their lives with clear heads (or should we say, clear fins?)