Bear Wrestling

Apparently, bear wrestling used to be a popular pastime in Missouri! We’re talking about people who pit themselves against a live bear in a wrestling match. Who wouldn’t want to wrestle a giant, furry beast with razor-sharp claws? But apparently, the state government has decided that bear wrestling is too dangerous and cruel to the bears. 

Honestly, that makes a lot of sense, but it does mean many people will have to find a new hobby. Perhaps llama racing or alligator juggling is more their speed. Hey, anything’s better than sitting around and not wrestling a bear. If you’re from Missouri, then you’ll know about that – right?