Sleeveless Shirts

So much for the right to bear arms – you can’t even flex them in Maryland! I’ve been working hard on these biceps, and now I won’t even be able to show them off. This seems like a clear violation of my constitutional rights. Maybe I’ll have to start wearing those t-shirts with cut-off sleeves.

You know, the ones that show off the sides of your torso. That’ll surely show them! Or maybe I’ll have to stick to air conditioning and avoid the great outdoors altogether. It’s just not worth the risk of getting caught sleeveless in a public park – it’s one of the most pathetic things to be arrested for.