Surprise…Pizza?
Okay, I have several questions about this one. For starters – what on earth is a surprise pizza?! I guess it means sending someone a pizza without their knowledge or consent. I get it; no one wants to be bombarded with surprise pizzas, but where’s the fun in doing something like that?

Let us embrace the surprise pizza and make it a national pastime. Imagine the joy on someone’s face when they open their door to find a steaming hot pizza waiting for them, no strings attached. Come on, Louisiana, loosen up a little! Pizza is meant to be shared with the world.