Dog Hair

I heard that in Delaware, it’s illegal to sell dog hair. Well, there goes my side hustle! I was planning on opening a shop selling artisanal dog hair sweaters. Still, I guess I’ll have to rethink my business plan. I mean, what’s the big deal anyway? Dog hair is a perfectly legitimate material for clothing. 

It’s warm, it’s soft, and it’s eco-friendly. Plus, dogs are always shedding, so there’s no shortage of raw materials. Maybe I’ll have to start selling cat hair sweaters instead – at least it’s legalized in Delaware. Or better yet, I’ll start my own country where dog hair is the national currency. Who’s with me on this one?