Bouncing Pickles

So, I heard that a pickle must be able to bounce in Connecticut. I’ve even seen a pickle bounce before, but the fact that this is a law is truly wild. Do they think pickles are some magical bouncing fruit or something? Clearly, the rare ones that do exist need some special protection.

I don’t know about you, but I must try this out. I will head to the local pickle shop, grab a few pickles, and see if they pass the bounce test. Who knows, maybe I’ll even start a pickle-bouncing league and compete with others in a Pickle League. The possibilities are endless!