Bathtub Donkey
Donkeys are known for being stubborn, but you may not know they are bath lovers. The government is more concerned with where our animals sleep than actual issues. What’s next, banning cats from sleeping on our laptops? Anyone with a donkey might need to make some new purchases.

For example, a donkey-sized bunk bed. Or else they should get creative with our animal sleeping arrangements. At least it makes for a funny story to tell at parties, right? “Remember when I caught my donkey snoring in the bathtub and got arrested? Yeah, that was a pretty great time.”