Public Arousal

It seems they’re trying to keep things P.G. in the Hoosier state up in Indiana. We’ve all been there, right, fellas? You’re just minding your own business, walking down the street, and then suddenly, boom, you’re hit with a wave of… excitement. But apparently, in Indiana, that’s a big no-no. 

But let’s be real, with all the amazing things to see and do in Indiana, from the Indy 500 to the world’s largest ball of paint, who has time to get aroused in public anyway? I guess all the guys have to save their excitement for the privacy of their own homes.