Stripping Down
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m relieved that I don’t have any man portraits hanging in my house. Who knows what kind of trouble I could get into in Ohio? Let this be a lesson if you decide to visit Ohio one day, as you don’t want to be arrested in the nude.

You never know when there might be a portrait around! Artistic expression is all good, but you don’t want to end up on the wrong side of the law. Undressing around portraits must be a big problem in Ohio for them to make it illegal! Those Ohio residents are some crazy folks.