Bike Riding
Well, well, well, California, I see you’re getting pretty wild with your laws too. So let me get this straight, I can ride my bike on the street, on a trail, and even in a park, but I can’t ride it in a swimming pool? That’s just infringing TOO much on my rights!

I’ve always dreamed of taking my Schwinn for a dip, but that’s just too much to ask. However, there’s something unclear – does a unicycle count as a bicycle, or can I ride it in the pool? I have so many questions, California. Perhaps someone out there can give us an answer to this one!