Too Many Dildos

In Arizona,  you can own more than two guns but not more than two dildos. That’s one way to keep the population under control. I wonder who even came up with this law. Maybe some poor politician stumbled upon his wife’s private collection and decided to take action. Or perhaps too many wild bachelorette parties?

I’m all for responsible dildo ownership, but this seems a little extreme. I can imagine explaining this law to your grandma over Thanksgiving dinner. “So, grandma, I know you always said I should settle down and start a family, but first, I need to get rid of some of my excess dildos.”