New Environment, New Opportunities

Some people take until lunchtime to get fired while others can take as little as two hours. This guy was fired 35 minutes into his first shift as a quality inspector at Walmart. A quality inspector’s job isn’t that hard. They just check that all of the goods they receive from the supplies are in sellable condition.

This also puts you in the perfect position to steal stuff when nobody’s looking. Thankfully, this new hire was completely open with his new boss and told him about all of the loot he stole from his previous, higher-paying job. We wonder why he got fired…