Master’s Degree in Utter Incompetence
A registrar is a person who’s in charge of tracking office documents. So, to become a registrar, you should have a basic understanding of how to open, save, and sort files. Knowing how to use Microsoft Word and Excel would also be a huge plus, though anyone with half a brain can figure out how to use these programs, right?

Well, it turns out that having an MBA means diddly-squat. The new registrar couldn’t perform the simplest of administrative tasks, such as how to archive files and how to open word. Sounds like pretty basic qualifications for a registrar, right? This lady didn’t even know what a typewriter was! Out the door you go!