Had to Chuckle at That One

Operating heavy machinery is no mean feat. Even driving a forklift requires some skill and at least a full understanding of your surroundings. The new guy apparently didn’t get the memo, and on their first shift at the job, they crashed the forklift into a hydrant.

If that wasn’t bad enough, he honestly explained that he wouldn’t pass an impromptu urine test since he used a vial of fresh urine to make it into the company in the first place. His blatant honesty took everyone aback, and even the boss let out a chuckle as he was firing the incompetent forklift driver.