Mid-Orientation Firing
Some retail stores’ only requirement for landing the job is having a pulse. It’s pretty easy to work in retail since employees come and go, and they always need someone to fill in an empty slot. However, it’s also incredibly easy to lose your job in retail. Just steal something, and you’ll be on your way.

A group of four people or so pretty much got the job by showing up for orientation. But one of the new potential employees thought it’d be a good idea to steal something while learning the ropes. Needless to say, management just ended up showing her the front door.