He Had Crabs’ Legs
Here’s the number-one rule when working anywhere. Don’t steal. It doesn’t matter that you’re only taking coffee filters, if the company paid for it, you’re stealing from your employer. But more importantly, don’t steal your store’s inventory.

One kid worked behind the seafood counter for a record of two days before getting kicked out. As the 19-year-old was walking out the door after closing shop for the night, five pounds of crab legs came spilling out of his pants. Do you know how much five pounds of crab legs cost?! The manager wasn’t too thrilled about this little stunt they pulled and fired him immediately.