Like a Boss

If it’s your first day on the job, you should try your darndest to make a good impression. This means not cussing a blue streak when you or someone else makes an accident. Apparently, nobody told this person how not to behave on their first day on the job.

To make matters worse, this oblivious employee collided with a Porsche, which definitely means the owner is an important employee or client. After shouting at the Porsche owner, the mysterious person informed security not to let the loud doofus past the doors. Apparently, the Porsche owner was an executive at the office.