The Ultimate Heist

Sometimes, people are so unfit for a job that they just fire themselves. That’s the kind of self-awareness all employers are looking for. Why go through the awkward firing when the employee will up and leave on their own? Saves you a lot of trouble.

The OP posted a story about their previous job where a new woman was hired to handle the cash register. While still on duty, she asked a manager if she could sneak out for a smoke. After getting the thumbs-up, she left the building and was never seen again. At the end of the day, they discovered that the register was short $100.