#8: My Kind of Mom

This right here is life goals. I can only hope to be the kind of mom who takes matters into my own hands when my children are hurt. I’ll give them a pretty speech and a lot of hugs before dressing like a ninja and getting my revenge. They don’t even need to know what happened.

I promise, if I ever run into a woman doing this, I’ll offer my help. Teamwork makes the dream work. I’m not above TPing the car after the eggs have had time to drip down the sides. I’ll even buy the toilet paper since it’s getting pretty expensive. Moms need to stick together when it comes to this stuff.