#52: Join the Alliance

While I understand that many millennials hate the low-rise jeans, some of us love them. I can’t wait to get my hands on a few pairs. Mine are falling apart! I’ve waited ten years for them to come back in style while everyone wore high-waisted skinny jeans. Let it happen, okay?

Seriously, I’ve scoured the internet for hours. Do you know how hard it is to figure out sizing after wearing low-rise for so long? I can’t tell what size I am with a waist measurement! That makes no sense to me. I finally caved and bought a pair of high-rise skinny jeans and silently cried while wearing pants that felt like a corset.