#43: Oh, Honey

The only thing that changes between 29 and 30 are the aches and pains. You end up being able to throw your back out if you bend over to grab a sock and sneeze simultaneously. Everything else? You just fake it all a bit better. That’s why people in their 20s think people in their 30s are doing so well. 

At 35, I still wonder how anyone gave me permission to be an adult and have children of my own. Don’t they know I’m still 18 in my head? I get nervous when asked for my ID! It’s been over a dozen years, and I’m still a basket case. Parallel parking? What’s that? And I know I can’t be the only one.