4. Quick Thinking Saves the Day

That was a good save by the mom, but I question Dad’s judgment for even starting to head down this path in the conversation to begin with. Probably didn’t think it through at the moment; it’s hard not to make jokes like those sometimes, especially when you think you can get away with being quick and subtle.

Who tears tags off mattresses, though? That is such a crime for… reasons I can’t actually think of, never mind. I rescind my judgment; that’s a strange and random thing to bring up, but is probably just intended to keep kids from causing trouble.