36. No Contradictions Here at All

The OP hits the nail on the head with a humorous observation on the festive flip-flop in parental advice. All year, it’s Stranger Danger, until December rolls around and suddenly, that jolly fellow in the red suit is the exception to the rule. Yes, kids, climb onto this stranger’s lap, tell him your wishes, and don’t forget to smile for the camera!

It’s the one time when “He sees you when you’re sleeping” sounds more magical than creepy. Here’s to holiday traditions that make us pause, chuckle, and appreciate the merriment of the season—even if it comes with a side of contradictory life lessons!