35. Teachers Can Be Funny Too
The OP reveals a moment of comic relief in the quest to find the perfect teacher’s gift. Instead of stamps or souvenirs, this educator’s collection grows with the stress of each passing school day, strand by silvery strand. It’s a humorous yet endearing reminder of the often underappreciated impact of a kindergarten teacher’s work.

As they shepherd a flock of five-year-olds through the ABCs and 123s, their hair acquires the distinguished hues of experience. So, maybe along with the apple for the teacher, a bottle of nice hair dye could make it into the holiday gift basket this year!