33. Mistakes Were Made

The OP humorously laments a festive decorating choice that’s left their toddler shimmering with a little too much holiday spirit. Glitter: the gift that keeps on giving, whether you want it to or not. It’s the hereditary sparkle of Christmas decor, passed down from tree skirts to tiny fingertips.

It’s making it look like the little one’s been moonlighting in a very different kind of workshop. If only the glitter stayed on the decorations as steadfastly as it clings to everything (and everyone) else. Now, there’s a Christmas miracle waiting to happen!