2. Amazon’s Amazing Box Breaking

A song about breaking down Amazon boxes sounds like a potentially irritating song that could be a hit if the other Christmas songs are anything to go off of. I’m never particularly eager to hear any of them when they’re being played, though there are admittedly a few good catchy ones.

Still, years of retail are enough to make anyone shudder whenever they hear a commercial Christmas song being played, and we all know that an Amazon-themed song would be as commercial as it can get, even if it is pretty on point in this day and age.