The straw that broke Santa’s back

We’re all selfish. That’s just human nature. We only think about how difficult it is to shop for gifts for our family and friends, but we never think about the man whose job it is to travel a zillion miles around the world while delivering gifts. Shame on you. Shame on all of us.

And it appears as if Saint Nick has had enough of his job. Either this was Santa-cide, or a mountain of boxes fell on him while he was delivering fits to a home. Ether way, it’s time we open up to our children and let them know that Christmas is canceled this year.