Who turned on the lights?

Now this is more like it! Look at how bright the scene is, even at nighttime! The roads are visible, and there’s even enough light to see passersby on the street. Please disregard those “festive” lights as they’re totally distracting and inappropriate for the season.

But this isn’t the first phallic-shaped lights and decoration hung up during Christmas. Are we missing something here? Is Christmas actually a time for pervs to roam free and share their perviness with the world? If so, times have changed. And we hate to admit it, but times have changed for the better!