Santaur

Traditional Christmas decorations are so played-out. It’s time we spruce things! Replace your Santa statues with the Santaur, half Santa, half centaur, all nonsensical. That ought to liven up any Christmas party.

But why stop there? Why not give Kris Kringle the abs of a bodybuilder? Now, there’s no reason to question whether Santa lifts or not. He can probably even pull his own sled this Christmas and give his reindeer a much-needed break. You can find all kinds of weird Christmas ornaments online, but nothing will ever be as awesome, or as disturbing, as this bare-chested bearer of gifts.