A severed toe

Halloween, stay in your lane! On November 1^st, all of the pumpkins need to be taken off of the porch, all of the skeleton and fake web decorations taken off the wall, and can somebody please remove that severed toe from the Christmas tree? Oh, is that supposed to be Baby Jesus? My bad.

From a distance, it’s not hard to see how people could mistake this ornament for a missing toe. After all, if it’s shaped like a toe, and if it has a toenail-like thingy on top, it most likely is a toe. Or it could be the baby version for the savior of all mankind. You decide.