A little creepy

Okay, we have several questions here. First, is there any place you can hang this up without drawing too much attention? Second, why is she smiling? Third, who in the world thought this would be a good decorative piece for any occasion? The text is just horrible!

Please stop! Stop what, exactly? Pouring coal down your stocking? We truly, truly hope that this is what the little girl means, otherwise someone needs to go to jail. Stop giving her bad gifts? Stop shooting her with a bicycle cannon (Futurama, anyone?). Help us out here! For the love of everything holy, stop what you’re doing, Santa!