Just call our names

If you’ve been in an accident and are looking to sue the pants out of whoever wronged you, you’re in the right hands. We at whatever law firm we come from will work our hardest to get you the fat check you deserve while only taking a 90% commission on top of our regular lawyer fees. To contact us, just mention John Cooper and Jim Hurley’s names three times and appear out of thin air.

The hilarious part is that John and Jim probably had to pay to put their ad on the back of the city buses. And without a number to contact, it doesn’t look like they’re not going to a get a good return for their marketing expenses.