Let’s get preggers

This is definitely a conversation that you should have with your partner in person and not over a text. Starting a family is serious business, and it requires both partners being completely on board. Planning when you’re going to get busy is pretty odd, but we’ve seen weirder things.

Oh, wait, that was autocorrect acting up again. This person didn’t want to get pregnant on Tuesday or Wednesday. They wanted Chinese on either of those nights. Ah, silly autocorrect and your heart-attack-inducing ways. There’s no way that the recipient could have guessed “have Chinese” from “have children.” Thank goodness this guy didn’t leave a dude-shaped hole in the wall.