Just picked up the trendiest turban

Don’t even bother Googling Turban Outfitters because it doesn’t exist. It would be pretty neat if there was such a thing as Turban Outfitters. If there were a place to get turbans without feeling awkward, we’d definitely stop by and see their selection of headgear pieces.

If you’ve never been to an Urban Outfitters, the real retail store, you’re not missing out on much. It’s filled with the same-old-same-old, overpriced, fast-fashion items you can find in countless other stores. We don’t know about you, but we think a Turban Outfitters would really become a breath of fresh air in fashion.