Share your deepest, darkest squirrel meat with your partner

If you’re in a relationship with someone, you should learn to trust them. Share your squirrel meat with them, no matter how dark or how gamey it is. Your relationship might become a whole lot better if you go squirrel trapping together, as long as you don’t horde all of the chewy meat.

We’re just shocked that autocorrect even has SQUIRRELMEAT as a suggestion. Not only has nobody every used squirrelmeat in any sentence in the history of the English language, but it’s not even a word! The only good that came out of this epic autocorrect mistake is that it made it lightened the mood by replacing it with awkwardness.