And with that, she was gone

Here’s a lesson in both text messaging and business that you should know. Always close the deal on a positive note. When your GF bids you goodnight, respond back in a simple manner that covers all of the basics. An appropriate response would be, “Goodnight, babe!” or “Night! XOXO.”

If you want to go up and beyond your duties as a boyfriend, you might end up shooting yourself in the foot. For instance, in an attempt to sound like the most loving boyfriend in the world, this guy thought it’d be a good idea to tell his girlfriend that he’d buy a casket for her. Of course, this was all autocorrect’s fault, but the damage was done.