Dang freshmen and their DVDs

Freshmen never really know how annoying they are until their second year in college. These snot-nosed kids making a ruckus wherever they go. We get it, you’re happy to be in college. Grow up, don’t make so much noise, and people won’t have the urge to sock you right in your DVD.

Er… face. How did autocorrect get this one so off? We understand how dad and DVD can be switched up, but DVD and face? Yeah, that’ll show their library of DVDs not to mess with senior college students! Seriously, people, choose either Blu-Ray or streaming. Toss your DVDs out!