Got you adoption papers instead

This exchange wouldn’t be half as funny if it weren’t for autocorrect. When the father asked his kid what they wanted to watch since he wasn’t going to be online for a bit, the ungrateful child asked for a new father. Yeah, you can have a new father. Just packed your bags.

We don’t have any idea how autocorrect thought this would be the more appropriate term to use, but let’s face it: DVDs are so early-2000s. Also, why are people still buying/renting DVDs? You can watch whatever you want on one of those streaming platforms, or by other means. You wouldn’t download a car, would you?