Expect your package of wet, sloppy kids to arrive soon

Birthdays can be fun, and moms will always find a way to send best wishes your way, even from afar. And it’s not just your parents who’ll wish you the best on your birthday. If you have a pet dog, you can bet that he or she will FedEx a couple of wet, sloppy kids to your home.

What are you going to do if your pet dog sends you kids through the mail? You can’t just return them like some sort of monster. Oh, mama meant their dog was sending kisses. We guess that’s better, but we’d much rather have a bundle of puppies.