My dad barks all the time

We totally get where this person is coming from. There are few pleasures in this world more satisfying than laying in bed while listening to the thunder in the distance. The only downside is that lightning bolts scare our dads and seek shelter beneath the bed. Then you’ll have to drop everything you’re doing to calm them down.

Did we say dad? We meant dog, though you probably already understood what we meant. Right? Obviously, our dads aren’t afraid of lightning. They won’t go wagging their tails and making a beeline to the closet when a thunderstorm comes around. Duh.