#5: Don’t Make Me Mad

I’m always a fairly well-behaved person, but I dial it up to 11 when I’m on a plane. I always figure that flight attendants have all sorts of nonsense to deal with—drunk angry passengers starting fights, for instance—so I’m going to make sure I don’t cause any more problems.

But now I am extra motivated to make sure I don’t make any flight attendants mad. I personally don’t really want anyone, cabin crew or otherwise, to fart on or near me. So I’ll be extra sure that they have no reason to be irritated at me. Thanks for this tip! I’ll also take comfort knowing that those impossibly annoying passengers are dealt with the right way.