#11: Things I’d Rather Not Know

I feel like this one needs to come with a warning—not that this will trigger any traumas, but that this is something you will probably be happier not knowing. I mean, I would have been happier not knowing. So if you think you might be happier not knowing this, I would recommend that you stop reading this right now and skip to the next one.

Did you read it anyway? Let’s all have a collective shudder. The last thing I want to think about is the possibility that fluid from a corpse may have leaked onto my luggage. I could’ve lived just fine without that image in mind! I’m going to think about something nicer, like puppies, for a while.